With a name like Rusty, I didn’t have a lot of career options. It was either stand up comedy or be relegated to a life of carrying tiki torches as an accountant for the alt-right. I am happily married to the last one night stand I ever had. My wife is an amazing, supportive, beautiful, caring partner…and she will leave me one day. This knowledge coupled with my growing questions surrounding my own sexuality keeps me up at night – not only wondering what kind of guy she’ll find, but what kind of guy will I end up with?